After downing a bottle of Rijunite in the 8th grade and proclaiming her love to Jason over the princess phone in her bedroom, Sarafina has been making admirable alcohol induced choices ever since. She somehow earned a degree in theatre from Roosevelt University, about which she never stops prattering. She would like to thank her friend Dom Perignon for making this performance possible and looks forward to the next opportunity to make a complete twat out of herself in public.
